To: Apple Pan Dowdy
3 posted on
03/16/2026 3:45:14 AM PDT by
Apple Pan Dowdy
(... as American as Apple Pie. Normal is not coming back, but Jesus will. )
To: Apple Pan Dowdy
You just want to date her. I would date her at about five years past her “best by” date.
6 posted on
03/16/2026 4:39:49 AM PDT by
Lonesome in Massachussets
( Thorough planning and careful preparation is no substitute for wishful thinking. )
To: Apple Pan Dowdy

Every time I see that witch, I impulsively feel around in my pockets for a carrot or a sugar cube.
8 posted on
03/16/2026 7:43:45 AM PDT by
SharpenedEdge
(Stockpile. Prepare. Arm. Train. A Storm is coming.)
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