Why does Obama need 9 criminal attorneys?
He couldn’t find an honest one? (rimshot, please!)
Because 10 Would make him look guilty
Because Obama doesn’t know which of the many “angles” the persecution might come at him? And if anything leaks he’ll know which firm did him in.
Because it is 2 more than 7 and muslims love 7 but Obama did not want to appear so obviously muslim.
“Why does Obama need 9 criminal attorneys?”
Also, maybe because the opposition had the one honest attorney who refused to represent Obama. LOL