Dear Governor;
Thank you for your correspondence. In reply, we would ask that you itemize every purchase instance for each individual citizen that qualifies for a refund.
Please also refer to the legislation known as the ‘Big Beautiful Bill’, as we believe that your reimbursements have already been remunerated.
Thank you again,
The White House
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Plus, the Blimp needs to provide an itemized bill detailing all of the fraud that has been paid by the Feds in the Ill State over the last 16 years along with a yuge check to cover same.

Good one and realistic.