Posted on 02/11/2026 10:50:10 AM PST by V_TWIN
U.S. — Turning Point USA has announced that they will be hosting the "All-American Olympics" which will feature Kid Rock competing in every single Olympic sport.
Fans disgusted by the anti-American rhetoric of current Olympic athletes will instead be able to watch as Kid Rock takes on figure skating, cross-country skiing, and the halfpipe.
"It's going to be legendary," said TPUSA official Bradly Morgan. "Instead of watching smarmy, privileged athletes trash the U.S.A., get excited for unbridled patriotism as Kid Rock takes the ice to nail a double axel. Lee Brice will also be teaming up with Kid Rock for the two-man luge and bobsled. You won't want to miss it."
According to event organizers, Kid Rock will participate in all sixteen Winter Olympic sports, after which he will receive a gold medal in every event as the National Anthem plays. "America will win gold in every single event, just as it should be," said Morgan. "No other countries will be allowed to participate. Just Kid Rock, and a few other America-loving musicians for the team events. We just signed Dolly Parton for mixed curling. The fans are going to love this."
At publishing time, Kid Rock had posted a time of 174 hours, 33 minutes for his cross-country skiing time trial.
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Well he did tell Laura Ingraham that it was ok for the USA Olympic Athletes to say they have a problem representing the US
So- no
Get Chuck Norris and you might have something there.
Lighten up francis......it’s satire.
Our nation’s 250th founding anniversary and the NFL had the once in a lifetime chance to do something spectacular.
They fumbled. Big time!
Correct they could have had patriotic songs celebrating America
When The Bee pokes the right... they usually fall flat. Thus is the case here.
Trust me my friend. The nfl certainly doesn’t see it as a failure.....they did exactly what they intended......to give the middle finger to traditional America.......and ESPECIALLY White America.
Well.
That might be worth watching. 😄
NFL has gone Hollywood, they only care about growing internationally. To hell with America.
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