[catnipman]

“40% of Cancers — and Nearly Half of Deaths — Are Caused by 30 Controllable Factors”

so, all i have to do is “control” ONLY THIRTY DIFFERENT factors, and i probably won’t die from cancer? ... i’ll get right on it ... what were those THIRTY DIFFERENT factors, again? .... [btw, i’m assuming that bacon is at least one of the thirty.]

[Scrambler Bob]

Drinking Water

Breathing Local Air

Sex

Eating Carrots

Touching Plastic