[Engraved-on-His-hands]

I’ll try a verse:

I try to keep things simple:
Corruption is my fad.
Though little people suffer,
My bribes—they make me glad.
Officials claim to care and claim
That spending makes them mad.
It doesn’t, and I praise their fraud,
But Orange Man makes me mad!

[Vigilanteman]

I like it and the syllable count mostly fits!