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Whew! Not a lipstick lezbo. Another station clarified: "The incident happened Jan. 6 at a 24 Hour Fitness, according to the Precinct 4 Constable’s Office. Deputies say the suspect, identified as Aralyn Martinez, became enraged after seeing a woman she believed was involved with her BOYfriend."

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Woman accused of throwing 25-pound plate

Was the victim able to buffet the projectile?

More importantly, Bill and Ted weighed in.