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From The Arkansas Gazette

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[ComputerGuy]

He was my favorite.

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Previous puzzle Friday, January 9, 2026

GOYMY NX W SAYWXVMY NB SONAQXQSOU, WBZ W AVMY YFYB NB GOY DNMWPYX QH DYGWSOUXNKX,

JONKO YFYMU XGVZYBG HYYAX VBGNA GOY KQWMXY BYKYXXNGNYX QH SOUXNKWA YLNXGYBKY ZMWP OND

HMQD GOY OYNPOGX QH GOQVPOG NBGQ GOY DWMG QH YKQBQDNK XGMNHY WBZ PWNB.

- JNAA ZVMWBG, GOY XGQMU QH SONAQXQSOU

Solution to previous Puzzle: (select the yellow text with your cursor to read):

THERE IS A PLEASURE IN PHILOSOPHY, AND A LURE EVEN IN THE MIRAGES OF METAPHYSICS, WHICH EVERY STUDENT FEELS UNTIL THE COARSE NECESSITIES OF PHYSICAL EXISTENCE DRAG HIM FROM THE HEIGHTS OF THOUGHT INTO THE MART OF ECONOMIC STRIFE AND GAIN. - WILL DURANT, THE STORY OF PHILOSOPHY

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[SharpenedEdge]

A troubled soul, but man, he was funny. Good one.