~ Alireza Johartchi
("Fly the Frickin' Skies")
[Bob Newhart] Two pilots are bringing the plane in for a landing. The plane hits the runway. They don’t have enough room to stop and they smash into the terminal. One pilot turns to the other and says, “Man, that was a short runway.” The other pilot says, “But it sure was wide though.” [/Bob Newhart]
If Jean-Paul Sartre were still alive, upon hearing about this, he’d write “Boeing and Nothingness”.
[serendipity] http://cimrman.blogspot.com/2015/04/intellectual-jokes-doesnt-everyone-go.html [/serendipity]