Thirty-three bottles of beer on the cruise,
Thirty-three bottles of beer,
If one of those bottles should happen to fall
I’ll get a few more and I know it don’t rhyme.
Thirty-three cocktails lined up at sea,
Thirty-three cocktails for me,
I downed them all, the ship swayed tall,
Now lawyers sail for free.
Thirty-three mai tais on the deck,
Thirty-three mai tais to check,
The bartender pours, the lawsuit soars,
And Royal’s in a wreck.
Thirty-three drinks on the cruise that night,
Thirty-three drinks — not a sober sight,
One man fell, now lawyers yell,
And Royal’s set to fight.
Thirty-three shots on a rocking ship,
Thirty-three shots — that’s quite a trip,
One too many, the case is plenty,
Now lawsuits take their sip.