An emerging Democrat party platform for 2026

A few years ago, I penned a piece titled “Democratic Party Platform 2020,” which was viewed many times on several different “platforms,” including this one. (American Thinker always comes first.)

As we approach the 2026 and 2028 elections, I thought it might be a good time to update said piece, especially given current events.

Though Democrats don’t usually say much other than “Trump bad,” “Republicans fascists,” and “no one should ever have the right to disagree with anything we are — and aren’t — saying,” here is what the Democrats' updated platform appears to be, in a casual format:

*We reserve the right to ban cigarettes, cigars, and pipe and chewing tobacco, while legalizing marijuana and khat sales nationwide, with supply — and demand -- spurred by government subsidy.

*We will place additional common-sense restrictions on the sale and manufacture of firearms while simultaneously providing subsidies to our Muslim illegal alien community to help them purchase the knives and swords they so desperately need.

*We will place common-sense restrictions on the practice of Christianity -- and its possibly even more evil cohort, nationalism — while providing the welcoming environment that our peaceful and burgeoning Muslim community needs to continue to thrive. We will strive to aid CAIR and other organizations — foreign and domestic — that assist Muslims in continuing to insert -- and assert -- themselves into Western society.

*We vow to starve ideologically driven faux media outlets like Fox News and the New York Post of all funding, while shutting down any and all platforms they have to reach their audience, while at the same time lavishly funding and supporting unbiased outlets such as MSNBC, CNN, Slate, Salon, the Daily Beast, the Huffington Post, and the New York Times, to name a few.

The late Rush Limbaugh’s List of... (I sure do miss Rush)
Ways liberals wanna take (or have taken) our freedom over the last 50 or so years:
A list the great Rushbo mentioned on his show April 16, 2008...(with commentary by FiddlePig)

Things Banned (or they wanna ban or make us feel guilty about)

1 Ten Commandments in public
2 Prayer and the Holy Bible
3 High Flow (3 gallon) Toilets
4 Freon
5 Aerosol Cans
6 Paper Bags
7 Plastic Bags
8 Coffee
9 Incandescent Light bulbs
10 Outdoor Lighting at the Beach (could confuse turtles)
11 Touch Football (too rough)
12 Balloons at Public Events (birds could choke)
13 Cutting Trees (even on your property… hug don’t cut!)
14 Nuclear Power
15 Coal
16 Fossil Fuels
17 Coconut Oil Popcorn
18 Smoking (but not marijuana?)
19 DDT and most insecticides that actually work!
20 Monkey Bars on Playgrounds (Or Anything That’s Fun)
21 Diving Boards
22 Toy Guns
23 Real Guns (”We don’t need no stinkin’ 2nd Amendment!)
24 Dodge ball (some kids can’t dodge)
25 Tag (someone’s gotta be “It”)
26 Garbage Disposals
27 Red Meat (and any meat)
28 Chicken at KFC
29 Trans Fats
30 Children (overpopulation)
31 Foie gras
32 Veal
33 Founding Fathers
34 Fathers
35 SUVs and big cars
36 Homophobia
37 Internal Combustion Engine
38 Carbon (at what price? All known life is carbon based)
39 Free Speech (now known as “misinformation”)
40 Home Schooling
41 Private (especially Faith-Based) Schools
42 Low Taxes
43 Hunting
44 Fishing
45 Domestic oil drilling (but bitch about high gas prices????)
46 Oil refining (but bitch about high gas prices????)
47 Logging
48 Strong Military & Victory in War
49 Any Military
50 Border fences, walls

And... Things they wanna mandate (or have mandated)

1 “Diversity” training
2 “Gay” Lifestyle Acceptance
3 Affirmative Action
4 Carbon credits
5 Child seats (for those who are allowed to be born)
6 Compact fluorescent light bulbs (in SPITE of the mercury)
7 Electric Cars (but there’s a catch… #’s 14 thru 16 in list above)
8 Ethanol (corn and grain price$ through the roof!)
9 Helmets (Bicycle, Skating, Motorcycles)
10 High taxes
11 Low-Flow (1.6 gallon) Toilets
12 Public transportation
13 Regulation and taxing of most all human activity
14 School busing for “racial balance”
15 Seat Belts
16 Wind Power (except in their neighborhoods)

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