[jerod]

"...and eventually deported."

This dude was already deported once and returned... Pretty sure that the over and under at DraftKings says this dude will be back in America again before you know it... Any takers?

[T.B. Yoits]

RICO them all. Every penny of loss the homeowner suffered needs to be seized from the next international funds transfers to Colombia.

"If one of your illegal alien invaders steals from a U.S. citizen, we'll simply seize remittances going to Colombia until the victim is made whole. If you don't like it, take it up with Senor William Vargas-Carmona."