And, remember, alcohol kills brain cells, but only the weak ones.
The exception to the above statement is if you are a leftist creepozoid. Billary, Pelousy, Que Mala, ET AL.
For the above creeps, I believe a rewrite of one of my parents Irish songs is in order.
Instead of “Drunk Last Night, Drunk The Night Before”
Drunk Last Hour
Drunk The Hour Before
Gonna Get Drunk This Hour
Like I’ve Never Been Drunk Before
Alcohol does not kill brain cells, not even the kel;iophu9o onezniopiohp[nuiobhnuo[p
Don’t need the weak ones.