Bongino Rule. Always wait before embracing a BREAKING NEWS!! story.
And I agree, Scottish shortbread is infinitely a better gastronomic experience.
When I was a little girl my mother made shortbread cookies. Her father, my grandfather, was from Scotland. The coookies were for me to take to school for my class for some class event that next day.
It happened I awoke sick that morning I was to take the cookies to school. I hadn’t eaten any of the cookies yet but my mother’s homemade shortbread cookies were delicious and my favorite. Mom told me I had to stay home from school, being that I was sick.
First thing I said was, ‘then I can eat all the cookies’!
Sick or not I was going to have those cookies all to myself :)