[simpson96]

I don't even want to know whatever that is on her face that she was inhaling.

[EvilCapitalist]

I say Guilty! The only question I have is, Would Laz hit it?

[xp38]

Not exactly a criminal mastermind

[Libloather]

Dusted for fingerprints?

[Disambiguator]

She might clean up ok.

[mass55th]

Looks like somebody rubbed her nose in the dirt.

[virgil]

Did she tunnel in? Looks like...dirt. 😁

[lee martell]

Dirt “freckles”, one extra set of eyebrows,
Earth Zombie Hair.

“This is not how it looks! I was looking to meet a friend and my GPS gave me obsolete directions. Nothing more. Has that never, ever happened to you?”

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Why it's Mrs. Claus helping out her dear hubby on his appointed rounds!

[johniegrad]

Huffing paint?

[telescope115]

Gotta be an easier way to make a living…….

[ripnbang]

Where are the hot/crazy Matrix? Tiffany?

[ConservativeMind]

I have spent time in that town—and there’s nothing there worth doing this over.

[tumblindice]

Ding, dong, fall,
Pussy’s in the wall.
Who put her in?
Little Johnny Flynn.
Who pulled her out?
Little Tommy Stout.
What a naughty boy was that,
to try to trap poor pussy cat,
who never did him any harm,
but killed all the mice in the farmer’s barn.

[Chewbarkah]

I guess they had to use a torch to cut her out.

[Zuriel]

Looks like the county saved money and had the local 6th graders make the height chart.

[Pilsner]

She appears to have a Pinterest account. Photos of her very young son, belly button rings, and weasels. Or perhaps they are ferrets or stoats. The sort of creatures Rat, Mole, Toad, and Mr Badger clubbed at the end of The Wind in the Willows,to teach them to respect private property.

[know.your.why]

Looking for that rock of fillintheblank favorite drug that she swore she still had.

[Drew68]

I kinda gotta give her props for leaving her Facebook account up.

Looks like a fun girl!

[alexander_busek]

Davenport woman arrested after being found between Geneseo business walls, police say

What till they finally find "Sofa Woman" and "Couch Man!"

Or "The Human Chair."

Regards,

[Sirius Lee]

“Sweep yer chimney for a tuppence, Guvenuh?”