NASA Observes Increased Speed in Object Harvard Physicist Says Could Be ‘Alien Mothership.’

National Pulse ^

[Red Badger]

It sped up because they saw what pitifully ignorantand warlike people we were and wanted no part of us.

Will come back in another thousand years for a check-up..................

[Red Badger]

More info................

[Vermont Lt]

It’s a rock, Jim.

[Jim W N]

Could Be ‘Alien Mothership.’

No, stupid, it's the one that could have Elvis on it...

[Skywise]

“If ATLAS is not enshrouded in a much more massive gas cloud after perihelion than it had in the months preceding perihelion, then its recent non-gravitational acceleration must have resulted from a different cause than cometary evaporation.” – Avi Loeb”

V’ger…

[Dalberg-Acton]

“Harvard physicist”

The logical fallacy of appeal to authority.

[Tom Tetroxide]

I think that’s known as the GTFO Maneuver!

[Tom Tetroxide]

Closest approach to Earth is 19DEC2025.

[tumblindice]

My English bulldog is enshrouded by a massive gas cloud.

[BenLurkin]

Good thing we’ve got authorities to appeal to. It’s part of being human.

“Formal logic” is nonsense.

That said, I have no faith in this Loeb guy. He’s the only one making these bizarre claims.

[rktman]

Damn! We have a gig that night. 😊🌠

[rktman]

Damn! We have a gig that night. 😊🌠

[rktman]

And apparently a double tap today. DOH!

[larrytown]

It’s a rock, Jim.

NO! It's an excuse to justify spending more public monies on spacey sciency projects!

[yesthatjallen]

"NASA Observes Increased Speed in Object"

It's getting closer to the Sun.

[Political Junkie Too]

They sped up because the saw that our government was shut down and there would be nobody to "take them to our leader."

-PJ

[Fish Speaker]

At perihelion, it was farther from the sun than the Earth’s orbit. If it is speeding up, it would fling it away from the Sun and Earth even further. It would have to slow down to approach Earth.

[tumblindice]

The Munchkin Melody (for Dr. Loeb)
You’ll be his
You’ll be his
You’ll be history
And we will glorify your name
You will be a bust

Be a bust
Be a bust
In the Alan Lichtman, Ann Selzer hall of fame!

Tra la la la la
tra la la, tra la la
Tra la la la la la la
Tra la la la la
(nervous laughter)

[Leaning Right]

I miss the old days when physicists used to investigate things like optics and thermodynamics.

Now they’re all about alien motherships, unprovable string theory, and such.
👽

But perhaps I shouldn’t complain. At least this guy isn’t whining about Climate Change.

[Jeff Chandler]

A giant space poopie.