“Despite having never been refrigerated and spending the past 30 years being stuffed in cupboards, garbage bags and sheds, it’s still “eerily intact” and hasn’t developed any mold or bad odor, “
I call BS on that.
“I call BS on that.”
There is a gym in Frisco / Colony Texas that has a glass case with a cheese burger from McD in the case it’s ten plus years old looks the same as new. This experiment has been done hundreds of times. The burger rapidly dehydrates and the combination of being desiccated and the preservatives keeps the mold and bacteria off it. As long as it’s dry it will just sit there. That case at the gym is an example of why you shouldn’t put garbage in your body.