Monkeys are filthy aggressive varmints and should be shot on sight.
“Monkeys are filthy aggressive varmints”
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I can attest to the aggressive part.
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Had a neighbor back in the 70s that had a chimpanzee......a normally very docile female, the owner had to hide his car keys because she was so strong she could bend keys like they were paper clips.
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One day she escaped her indoor caged area while the owner was not home and found her way into the convenience store next door and proceeded to tear the store apart.
Police were called and were about to shoot her when the owner came home, realized what was happening and convinced the police to allow him to take control of her, which he eventually did.
That event motivated him to move in with an elderly lady that lived at the beach and also had a chimp. That’s when I discovered primate owners are actually a bit of a subculture.
Anyway, the beach home had an indoor/outdoor caged enclosure for the chimps with signs posted prominently to warn beach goers to beware and not approach the outdoor enclosure.
It wasn’t long before two teenaged boys ignored the warnings and one kid got close enough for one of the two primates to grab his hand and bite one of his fingers clean off.
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True story......every word.
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Primates are dangerous are not to be trusted