Don't worry. If I ANALYZE it long enough I think I would be able to figure out that deal. That's how I got the FREE gasoline at Walmart. I was OBSESSED to get FREE gasoline and after analyzine it for a long time I finally figured it out. Unfortunately the window of opportunity to do that deal only existed during the summer of 2012.
Anyway, when we eat for free at Pei Wei and SmashBurger, we’re out the same money as any other schlub because the free food tab enables us to tip the staff the full amount of the would-be tab, so they’re all-smiles whenever they see us walk in. True story; not a joke.