[Ronaldus Magnus III]

Mr. Scott, engage tractor beam

"Aye! Captain! But my poor belles, the engines are about to blow!"

And one of my other favorites from the original Star Trek:

Alien asks: "What is it?"

Scotty stares at the bottle for a minute..... "Well....It's green."

[mistfree]

And I drank him right under the table....crash