Posted on 10/15/2025 8:20:04 AM PDT by Navy Patriot
Democrats explained to the ignorant Young Republicans that hateful messages aren't meant to be written in text messages, but engraved on bullets.
In the wake of a text message leak revealing that several Young Republicans used derogatory slurs and joked about violence, Democrats were left aghast that the words were not carved into ammunition and fired at political opponents.
"Absolute idiots," declared local Democrat Dean Barlow. "Why on earth would you write something like that in a text? You always, always engrave that stuff on a bullet and then murder someone with it. It's politics 101. Total amateur hour over there."
In a gesture of goodwill, several Young Democrats organizations have reached out to offer the Young Republicans lessons in how to engrave lettering into bullets. "This is not about left versus right. This is about getting hate speech out of the public sphere and onto high-powered ammunition," explained Young Democrat chapter President Betsy Little. "Engraving messages onto bullet casings isn't as easy as people think. We've spent so much time practicing at our chapter meetings. The Young Republicans have a lot to learn."
At publishing time, Democrats had also offered Young Republicans the alternative of chanting their messages while burning down Minneapolis.
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The Bee is just so ON IT!
LOL and SMDH both. Could be real, is the latter/sad part.
This reminds me that a friend of the family was a Marine sniper in Iraq and I sent him packages. In each one I included a can of traditional Spam. I told him I didn’t expect his team to eat the stuff. They were to cook it and then dip their bullets in it and let the Arabs know. That way the rag heads would not even be able to wave at the 72 virgins as they went to hell.
Someone needs to get the word out to Democrats that the real sophistication is in engraving the primer.
That was some pretty sick crap those “young Republicans” posted, and deflection doesn’t make them less swinish.
To Engrave Their Messages On Bullets
AFTER they warm them up on the oven at 400 degree’s for 20 minutes first.
Love the Bee Zing...
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