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To: SaveFerris

She looks like a good candidate to play offensive tackle for the Browns.


27 posted on 10/12/2025 3:29:59 PM PDT by parmamenian (an)
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To: parmamenian

She could play the whole defensive line!


29 posted on 10/12/2025 3:41:13 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: parmamenian

(offensive tackle)

Well now, for offense, you might have
to accelerate her with JATO bottles


30 posted on 10/12/2025 3:42:39 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: parmamenian

Or if they can’t afford her, she could be the tackling dummy.


36 posted on 10/12/2025 4:13:17 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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To: parmamenian

Ha.

Remember William Perry for the Chicago Bears in the 1980s. “The Refrigerator.”

She could give it a try. He even scored a touchdown in the Super Bowl XX.


39 posted on 10/12/2025 4:24:04 PM PDT by frank ballenger (There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
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