Posted on 10/08/2025 4:56:04 AM PDT by bitt
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yeah, they make these drugs and they test side effects and things on computers in simulations but doing that and unleashing them upon millions of people all at once, that’s two different things.
I’m still trying to figure out how Ozempic gets you pregnant...
That's the easy one. All of a sudden your fat, unattractive, and untouchable wife gets back her girlish figure and...boom.;-)
I’ve absolutely had deflated breasts...but no surprise pregnancies (yet).
Interesting. Thanks for posting, International drug cartels make millions, advertise on media and have immunity after they’ve put out the possible side effects up to and including death. The fentanyl cartels could learn a thing or two.
Without all the blubber, thinner women get more f-able? Just sayin’. Saves money on flour. More sex more pregnancies.
Oh oh oh ozempic!!
Oh oh oh the members of Pilot are in trouble now!!
Less adipose tissue and more and consistent ovulation.
Cue the law suits
“”””I’m still trying to figure out how Ozempic gets you pregnant...”””
Maybe it makes you horny which causes.....
Losing weight and at the same time losing breast size!
What a coincidence!
/sarc>
CC
Ewww! Forget the Ozempic! ;-)
i have a deflated belly, but i like that. When my neck deflates i’ll probably have deflated jowls, but so what. I’m 66 and the women will not be duped into wanting some of ‘this’ again.
I kinda thought something like this was going to happen. When a new product seems too good to be true . . . it takes time before the side effects start to show up.
yes, you get pregnant because your skin hair just look great
Surprise? Does this somehow replace the old fashioned way?
Funny, biology is complicated and the solution to one kind of poison is not to start taking another kind of poison.
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