Good point. They should pay us normals for never contracting HIV. Now THAT would pay off.
I always think of the anti-drug campaign commercials with Mercury Morris. Apparently, he spent some time in prison in his post-NFL years (for drug trafficking), and he was selected to do some war on drugs ads after he was released. It struck me how odd it was to have someone who indulged and distributed illegal drugs telling the rest of us what to do. Why not recruit someone who has never contributed to the problem in the first place?