Taylor Swift Sings of Vows — and Dreams to ‘Settle Down’ and ‘Have a Couple Kids’ — on new album

People ^ | Oct 3, 2025 | Jeff Nelson

[woodbutcher1963]

She better hurry up.
The clock is ticking.
Only so many eggs left.

Of course she could adopt a couple Chinese girls.
Then maybe bring them up as Trans just because it is the fashionable thing to do.

[Apparatchik]

Nobody cares.

[vivenne]

Worst lyrics ever. They read like a 4th grader wrote them.

[Dr. Sivana]

You may not care. I may not care. But millions of 13 year old girls care.

[Dr. Sivana]

They read like a 4th grader wrote them

Target audience.

[oldbill]

Lousy voice
Fat thighs
Not the prettiest face
What am I missing?

[vivenne]

Well, I didnt think about that......

[Rockingham]

A net worth estimated at a billion dollars.

[DIRTYSECRET]

Will her daughters end up looking like his mother? Just asin’.

[Libloather]

Wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? Here it go...

[Secret Agent Man]

Any guy is a total idiot to even think of marrying her. Hasn’t been reading the room at all.

[tumblindice]

Every eldest daughter / Was the first lamb to the slaughter / so we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire…”

In the desert/ you can’t remember your name/ ‘cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain

You can’t spell slaughter without laughter.

[Sacajaweau]

No way will she risk "body changes". We'll find out that she is infertile...and they'll have to adopt. And I don't think she's the motherly type.....or the wifely type...and it will be a 100 page pre-nup.....if they do gewt married.

Frankly, I think it happened ONLY because Josh did it. I don't "see" LOVE. I see..."You're so cool"...and nothing more. Wpnder what the exit song will be.

[hotsteppa]

At least she is reflecting conservative ideals about family. Can’t hate her for that.

[Colt1851Navy]

The world needs more Nephilim running around

[Governor Dinwiddie]

Maybe in nine months we will see the legion of Swifties squeezing out some new born pups.

[Harpotoo]

She’s a top 10 guitar player worldwide.
Didn’t you know?-)

[CondoleezzaProtege]

Her song catalogue from the very beginning includes lyrics like: “I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress, it’s a love story baby just say yes.”. So I don’t get why people pin her up as some antithesis of conservative values 🤷🏻‍♀️. (Other than her political endorsements.)

Musically she’s always been about wanting to find the right one to settle down with.

[1Old Pro]

I wish her the best and hope she zips it on politics and sticks to music and her family.