Posted on 10/01/2025 5:55:15 PM PDT by Borges
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YES!
I actually like “Do Re Mi” because if you analyze the lyrics carefully, they describe a drug deal.
Do—a dear, a female dear
(a “female dear” is a gangster’s moll)
Re—a drop of golden sun
(”golden sunshine” is a street name for marijuana)
Mi—a name i call miself
(Why would you call yourself by a name other than your own unless you were doing something illegal)
Fa—a long, long way to run
(from the mountains of Laos to the streets of LA is a long, long way to run drugs)
Sol—a needle pulling thread
(a “thread,” or dose through a hypodermic needle)
La—a note that follows Sol
(an additional fix)
Ti—a drink with jam and bread
(”jam” is another street name for marijuana, this time mixed into a drink and paid for with cold cash—”bread”)
That will bring us back to Do
(the deal is complete)
Whoa, I guess I lived a sheltered life.
” and that “do re mi” song
Do - the stuff that buys me beer
Re - the guy who sells me beer
Mi - the guy who drinks the beer
Fa - the distance to my beer
So - I think I’ll have a beer
La - La la la la la beer
Ti - No thanks I’m drinking beer
And that will bring us back to *sees empty glass* D’OH!
Edelweiss--Friedrich Ahlers (1939)
That so grossed me out I have not been able to stand ths sight of her ever since.
That’s funny. Did you make that up?
Very cute!
And then there’s this version:
Do - The stuff that buys me beer
Re - The guy who sells me beer
Me - The guy who drinks the beer
Fa - The distance to my beer
So - I think I’ll have a beer
La - La la la la la beer
Ti - No thanks I’m drinking beer
And that will lead us back to.......D’OH!
Dang it - ya beat me! 😄
I wish that I had been consulted about staging that story though. It woulda been... lighter, let's say. And repetitive...
And perfect pitch.
>> “My Favorite Things” and that “do re mi” song. Just eeewww.
IT WAS A MUSICAL! 😠🤣
But once you’ve seen one breast, you want to see them all… best recollection of a Ron White line.
Those two are highly recommended... the scene where it happens is frankly rather demonic in nature though. Why did it have to be that way? They coulda done something else that would have been more good clean naughty fun.
I thought it was in Victor/Victoria. Maybe both.
The story goes that during its initial run in the theatres, some enterprising chap in South Korea found a way to show the movie a lot more times a day:
He cut out all the singing bits.
Sound of Music was one of the best movies made.
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