Years ago a squirrel who teased my neighbor's dog daily, by jumping up on the fence just in time didn't make it. The dog and squirrel fought a vicious battle after it locked it's jaw on the dog's paw. The dog broke the squirrel's spine and killed it, but it still took animal control to get it off the dog's paw.
Closest I’ve come was when my girlfriend shouted at a squirrel in the apple tree, and the squirrel threw an apple at her.