To: nickcarraway
Depending on how you look at it that’s either a very bad month or a very bad month and a half for this feller.
To: nickcarraway
Should have stayed out of cars and rode his horse to town.
Lee Marvin in Cat Ballou.
“Look at your eyes.”
“What’s wrong with my eyes?”
“They’re bright red. Bloodshot.”
“You oughta see ‘em from inside.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz6fKjtQ1zI
4 posted on
09/28/2025 10:35:50 PM PDT by
frank ballenger
(There's a battle outside and it's raging. It'll soon shake your windows and rattle your walls. )
To: nickcarraway
Im confused; is this a :Mississippi Man”, or attempted impersonation of “Florida Man”?
To: nickcarraway
This story reminded me of something from college. My roommate got pulled over for running a red light on a bicycle. Yes, a bicycle.
He got arrested for DUI, and his bike got impounded.
I had to go get him out of jail, and take him to get his bike back. That cost $60, which was more than the bike was worth.
The DUI was dropped, but he still had to pay the ticket for running the red light.
8 posted on
09/29/2025 12:10:27 AM PDT by
real saxophonist
(Michael Bennet claps on 1 and 3.)
To: nickcarraway
He will be stone cold sober when he meets Jesus. He will know what’s really up.
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