Who was the last "male" president?
Teddy Roosevelt.
As the other respondents have picked up on I definitely intended it to be understood more as “manly” and I dont know that I want to jump in with an answer now as the others seem to have understood the assignment and I want to see everyone elses response also.
While some could be argued to have likely had the correct plumbing, I dont think anyone could reasonably argue for their inclusion.
Biden was that pedo that you watch for while youre working on the lawn or the house just in case hes headed toward the park and you have to drop everything to go punch him in the face. He doesnt count.
No one had questions regarding the inhabitant of the office before Trumps first administration. The only question that no one really wanted to know the answer to was “How many cowboys have already been in Bronco Bamas saddle?” Sugar britches types obviously dont count either.
Chimpy the Pretzel Boy and The Rapist were both those frat boy types that never grew to be real men. Both were the type that were aware of that alpha male BS and tried to put on a show by wearing the correct jersey and drinking whatever the rest of the girls told them to. Those types you can see through and know they are being propped up somehow and watch because you know that they will shrink back in the face of adversity and shirk responsibility to get stoned instead. From that point forward it is your sacred responsibility to drop that waste of a Y chromosome face first on the pavement every chance you have for the rest of their lives. Not real men.