[GILTN1stborn]

The comments are as good as the story

Started my day with a chuckle "...couldn't see ducks in row on dashboard..."

reading this and in my head I hear the "ginzu knife guy saying, "Wait! There's More!"

Another written masterpiece. 🦆You quack me up. 🦆Thanks again for the giggles.

She broke the law with "mallards" of forethought! 🦆🦆🦆

[omni-scientist]

She was deemed a “flight” risk and held with duck tape.

[catnipman]

she broke my own personal Rule Number One for breaking the law: “BREAK ONLY ONE LAW AT TIME!” ...

for example, if you’re driving across state lines with 500 pounds of illegal drugs in your trunk, don’t speed, make sure all your lights function, proper registration, insurance, license ... [Professional “cleaner” Winston Wolf knew all of that in “Pulp Fiction”]

[Gay State Conservative]

I love that guy. I loved how he once said something like “we shot him until we ran out of bullets”. I wonder if he’d want to come up here and settle in Massachusetts!