Dan Rascon, you suck and your mother dresses you gay.
Probably dressed in magic Mormon underwear, which yeah, is pretty gay.
It’s a sad story of a kid mistreated by parents and school, and possibly doctors.
However, that said...
Classic insult! Nobody else I ever knew knows it.
Either we’re cousins, you’re from Rockland, or you heard it from the same obscure and unremembered source.
The original, of course, was
You’re ugly and your mother dresses you funny.