Posted on 09/24/2025 3:14:41 PM PDT by Navy Patriot
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an update to make the party's longtime insignia more accurate in reflecting its modern platform and constituency, Democrats unveiled a new logo featuring a donkey holding a sniper rifle.
Following a rash of violent crimes perpetrated by members of the political left, the Democratic Party held a closed-door meeting that determined adding a sniper rifle to the logo would best depict what the party stands for and who it represents.
"It's the perfect illustration of what our party stands for," said Ken Martin, head of the Democratic National Committee. "Everyone has known the donkey as the Democratic mascot for decades, but we felt that it no longer conveyed the message of who we are as a party. Giving the donkey a sniper rifle gives us a harder edge while letting everyone know what our party stands for in 2025."
Prominent Democrats believe the updated logo would make the party's agenda clearer to voters. "When you're running political campaigns, it's important to make your message as clear as possible," said Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer. "We're the party of threats, violence, and murder, so it's only right for our logo to accurately reflect that. There's also a ‘Vote for us, or else' vibe to it, which is perfect."
At publishing time, Democrats had made the logo even more modern and inclusive for its current supporters by revealing that the sniper rifle-carrying donkey depicted was actually a male donkey that underwent gender reassignment surgery so it could pretend to be a female donkey. [Banner Ad]
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DEMONrats.
MurdercRATS! Ooh, sh*t. I’m stealing that. Copyright!
Hee haw! Hee haw! Hee haw!
Hm...seems a bit distasteful to me. No one should be making jokes about some people losing their lives due to leftist insanity.
Vote for us, and nobody gets hurt. And keep your mouth shut.
Ix-nay with the ifle-ray, right now, brother
We aren’t in need of this particular political point.
“ Hee haw! Hee haw! Hee haw”
Great photo matchup…Thanks for the laugh…
That witch could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence.
This logo makes fun of the leftist insanity, not the lives lost because of it.
Please try to remember that one of the most effective tools against a political opponent is ridicule.
Almost perfect. Now if only the donkey could be shown wearing a white conical hood....
Vote from the Rooftops
That's Bee quality material right there.
:)
To me it is still in poor taste. There are other ways to illustrate the insanity of the left.
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