[shelterguy]

As a white Christian male I have but one thing to say to her.......GO FIX ME A SAMMICH

[Reily]

Give it to Slick! I wouldn’t eat anything she touched.

[laplata]

As a white Christian male I have but one thing to say to her.......GO FIX ME A SAMMICH.......

.....before you do the laundry and mow the lawn.

[wally_bert]

I’d need a food taster or chem analysis of that sandwich before I would touch it.

[kosciusko51]

Her sandwich would be poisoned.

“If I were married to you, I’d put poison in your coffee,” Lady Astor once famously remarked to Winston Churchill. “If I were married to you,” he replied, “I’d drink it.”

[silent_jonny]

GO FIX ME A SAMMICH

Careful. You don't know where her hands have been.

[Mark17]

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