Take a wiz on the floor in protest.
YEP.
Ask. If they are told no, pizz on the floor.
Get expelled for 5 days.
Don’t go back for three weeks.
Watch the dummies show up demanding they return to school (after kicking them out).
Tell them what insane control freaks they are and demand $50,000 for the humiliation and punitive damages.
Put every single detail on internet.
If they want a NDA it will cost them triple.
One can NOT allow any prog one more inch for ANYTHING as they consider an act of common curtesy as permission to ship you to their dreamed for MAGA concentration camps.
When they cough up the money, print a front page apology on all local newspapers and on the home page of any of their websites, then and only then will they return to class.
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One dump under a staircase or bagged and locked in an unused locker and this policy is going to end.