Jerry quits Ben & Jerry’s

Channel 3000 News/CNN ^ | September 17, 2025 | CNN Bitter LOSERS

[Dr. Sivana]

So, will the new name be “Ben and Nobody”? (adapted from a “Sanford and Son” episode)

I have my beef with Unilever. They cheapened the Breyer’s ice cream when they bought the brand. The Breyers Strawberry had been cream, milk, strawberries, salt. Now it looks (and tastes) like any other mass-produced stuff.

[aspasia]

Dam’ capitalists!

[newnhdad]

Not commie enough for him..

[cgbg]

Commie Jerry:

“the LGBTQ community”

aka the vicious deranged assassin’s community.

[packrat35]

This is why most companies ditch the original owners after a buyout. Letting them go off the reservation is a recipe for disaster.

[packrat35]

Jews continue to vote for their own destruction.

[HIDEK6]

There’s something about those two that rubs me the wrong way.

I'll bet they smell like pot.

[paudio]

Jerry Seinfeld is available. With 1.1 billions net worth,he can chip in extra money. But alas, he is a Jew... doesn’t mix with Ben.

[dfwgator]

Seinfeld is a Zionist, not all Jews are Zionists, in fact many Jews despise Zionists.

[7thOF7th]

What an inflated sense of self worth! The idiot needs to realize he is simply an ice cream vendor.

[Irenic]

Oh, good. With them gone I might try a flavor.

[1Old Pro]

The brand is in a tailspin, the older hippies that made it a big deal can’t have it now due to sugar.

[alternatives?]

Go to to the city of Omaha phone book. Pick out the first Jerry to be your second spokesman. He has to be easier to get along with than the current Jerry.