OMG OMG OMG, shut down the country, no socializing, everyone MUST wear a mask AND latex gloves, stand 6 feet apart everywhere, OMG OMG OMG we’re all gonna die, shut down all schools, the only places allowed to be open are big box stores, grocery stores and liquor stores......AND if you buy canned goods or liquor you MUST wipe down each can and bottle before entering your home, keep a bucket of soapy water and a sponge in your backyard so you can accomplish this. Take your shoes off before entering your home and once inside, strip naked and take a shower, AND, be sure to change the mask BEFORE showering, you MUST wear a mask while showering and of course while driving, especially if you are driving alone, no opening any windows, car or home. You must wear a mask when jogging or walking your dog. AND, do not attempt to kill any mosquitos, if you see one, you must run the other way, do not use Raid or any other product to eliminate these mosquitos, we want this plan-demic to last as long as possible. A vaccine is being developed and every, yes every person in the country WILL get the vaccine whether you want it or not. We are the government, we know where you are, we will track you down and force you to get the shot. Democrat run states will be shut down indefinitely, people will not be allowed to move or leave those states under any circumstances, we ARE watching you. Oh, and, have a nice day.
You must also wear your underwear on the outside of your pants, and it will be inspected 2x a day. (Monty Python skit)