[ZOOKER]

Maybe we should wait to decide whether the world's coming to an end here.

The article says they are collecting samples to determine what they are, but somehow they already know they're "consistent with human waste"?

I'm invoking the Bongino rule here, 24 hours at least before I decide we're screwed.

Who knows, maybe it's natural, maybe even beneficial. Some people claim they're DELICIOUS.

[citizen]

Apparently you missed the line about the testing of “Previous similar incidents.”