‘Bigfoot corpse’ is found decomposing by campers who claim DNA finally proves there’s physical evidence of hairy beast

The Sun ^ | Aug 26 2025 | Fahima Degia

[Cold Heart]

Thanks for that tip. I will try it should the opportunity occur)

[roving]

It looks like wax.

[Red Badger]

That’s not Bigfoot....That’s Ned the Wino.....................

[SunkenCiv]

Hey, if he doesn’t want jobs like that, he shouldn’t go to space at age 90.

[frank ballenger]

Hey, if he doesn’t want jobs like that, he shouldn’t go to space at age 90.

There's only one Shat. Somebody had to take that job.

[SunkenCiv]

😁

[SunkenCiv]

I think we've got a match to this so-called Bigfoot:

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[SunkenCiv]

I think he knocked on my door a couple of years ago offering to seal my entire driveway for $300.

[Dr. Franklin]

One question has always been if a big creature like that is around, where are all the daily carcasses of the many animals he would need to eat to survive? Unless he’s stealing tofu from delivery trucks.

They eat them, and likely eat the smaller bones and clean the bigger ones clean. Then the wolves and coyotes work on the larger bones. They are very tribal. They also eat their dead leaving little evidence of their presence. Cannibalism is efficient.

[RckyRaCoCo]

“He would have an enormous schwanzstucker!”

[frank ballenger]

Sort of like politicians and wall street investors.

[frank ballenger]

RE: Cannibalism is efficient.

One time Jack Paar (1950s host before Steve Allen and Johnny Carson on late night TV) asked an explorer who encountered cannibals what they considered the best part of a human is to eat.

He said the palms of the hands. Sort of like tender chicken wings.