Dana Carvey: Sting is the hippest name, let’s face it. The guy named himself a verb, present tense. ‘Cause he’s not Stung, and he’s not Stinging, he’s Sting. Y’know? It’s so cool. I admire that. His real name, as you might know, is Gordon, and he changes his name to Sting? Who’s got the balls to tell their friends to call them Sting? At one point, he had to remind people:
[in British accent]
Dana Carvey: “Uh, excuse me, from now on, um, would you mind calling me Sting?”
Dana Carvey: “F___ you! Yeah, my name’s Bite and this is my buddy Scratch. Now get me a beer, Gordy.”
Dana Carvey: “Sorry, two Coors Lights coming right up. I’m gonna grow up and be a rock star, you’ll see! I’ll be watching you....watching you.”