[larrytown]

I’ve always been an advocate of placing memorial plaques for jagoffs who offed themselves on death row while furnishing them with extra bedsheets with which they could hang themselves.

Give them old style sailors hammocks to sleep in - saves a ton of space, with the ROPES tied to the HARDWARE FIXTURES in the CEILINGS. They can have a nice reading CHAIR to sit in under the hammock during the day.

[Vigilanteman]

Great improvements on what I outlined.