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What Is the Best Song Ever Written About Winona Ryder?
Far Out Magazine ^ | Fri 22 August 2025 | Aimee Ferrier

Posted on 08/23/2025 11:43:18 AM PDT by nickcarraway

In the 1990s, it seemed like everyone was obsessed with Winona Ryder. Well, I wasn’t born, so I can’t say I witnessed the height of the actor’s fame for myself, but you only have to look at the number of songs which name-drop the star to realise how popular she was.

Ryder is, of course, so much more than a muse: Johnny Depp’s infamous ‘Winona forever’ tattoo emerged from the embers of their passionate relationship, while Tim Burton has never hesitated to cast her in his work. But it’s undeniable that she has been the inspiration for many art forms. Having started her career in the 1980s with unforgettable roles cosplayed to this day in the likes of the dark comedy satire Heathers and Burton’s gothic comedy Beetlejuice, Ryder soon dominated the ‘90s, her rise to fame and shaggy black hair perfectly aligning with the angst-ridden grunge movement soundtracked by the raw guitars of Nirvana and Melvins.

In the wake of her popularity, her name began to creep into lyrics across everything from indie rock to rap. Of course, Winona is a rather unconventional name that you don’t hear too often, so it’s no surprise that the nomenclature captivated lyricists looking for unique words to slide into their songs. Not only that, but her distinctive gothic-tinged persona made her a recognisable symbol to be referenced.

Sometimes, references to the actor have verged on the side of ridiculous and obscene, like the song ‘xxxx California’ by The Presidents of the United States of America, which contains the lyrics, “And you’ve been xxxxxx’ Winona Ryder/ And she got crabs on your bone”.

Meanwhile, rapper Tyga once decided to reference Ryder’s shoplifting scandal with the beautifully eloquent and incredibly poetic lyrics, “This killa music, that’s Michael Myers/ I’m so great, like Tony Tiger/ They steal my style, that’s Winona Ryder”. I don’t think Keats could’ve come up with that. Even Kanye West took a jab at the actor’s penchant for sticky fingers with the song ‘Like This’, in which he raps, “Get your own style don’t Winona Ryder his”.

What about the John Grant song ‘Sigourney Weaver’? Poor Ryder’s questionable accent in Bram Stoker’s Dracula is ridiculed with the lines, “I feel just like Winona Ryder/ In that movie about vampires/ And she couldn’t get that accent right/ Neither could that other guy”. At least Keanu Reeves’ accent is made fun of, too.

Despite Ryder’s frequent name-dropping in songs that seem to use her as a bit of a punchline, there are various tracks out there that are a lot more admiring of the actor. The Irish band Picture This made the song ‘Winona Ryder’ a few years back, which saw them sing, “She’s got attitude, I wouldn’t try her/ And she looks just like a young Winona Ryder”. It’s not a great song, but it’s certainly more flattering. The band even weave some movie references into their lyrics, “And there’ll be stranger things to happen/ Than this girl interrupting me/ And we’re lost souls on the Heathers, but she still fell in love with me”. You’ve got to give them some credit for trying.

So, what is the best song written about Ryder? There’s a lot to love about the lo-fi indie of ‘Winona Ryder (Xx)’ by Unrest, released in 1993. It’s a slightly messy and almost childlike track that bleeds with a DIY punk sensibility that feels much more in line with the actor’s persona. The band broke up shortly after the song was released, but it remains one of the best songs inspired by the iconic actor.

Then there’s ‘Winona’ by shoegazers Drop Nineteens from their album 1992 Delaware. It’s the strongest song here by far, with its whirring guitars and slightly contemplative, nostalgic quality, although it’s not really about the actor at all. Talking to First Revival, singer Greg Ackell revealed, “I dated a girl who played [Ryder’s] sister in a movie called Boys and I was a fan of Winona’s, but it’s not really a song about her. She features in the song, but it’s really a song about Drop Nineteens.” So, while she might have inspired the name of the track, the connection doesn’t go much further.

Maybe a band will eventually write a genuinely good song in true homage to the actor that doesn’t feature references to her shoplifting era. For now, we can enjoy the fuzzy guitars of Unrest and Drop Nineteen’s dreamy track loosely inspired by the ’90s icon.


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: 90s; music; winonaryder
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To: HandyDandy

“Paperback Ryder”


41 posted on 08/23/2025 1:51:16 PM PDT by decal (They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
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To: T.B. Yoits

I like the song but Lou Reed and Velvet Underground deserve co-writer credit (obvious ripoff of “Sweet Jane” riff).


42 posted on 08/23/2025 1:54:32 PM PDT by bigbob (If thou doth eff around, thou wilt findeth out)
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To: nickcarraway

I always liked her. We were both born on Oct. 29.


43 posted on 08/23/2025 1:55:23 PM PDT by mjp (pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
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To: T.B. Yoits

44 posted on 08/23/2025 1:59:19 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: minnesota_bound

A song about Winona Horowitz just wouldn’t make a pun.

BTW, Winona is named after Winona, Minnesota.


45 posted on 08/23/2025 2:00:34 PM PDT by jjotto ("...saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob, And I hated Esau...")
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To: decal

Ryder Shade of Pale


46 posted on 08/23/2025 2:03:59 PM PDT by HandyDandy (“Borders, language and culture.” Michael Savage)
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To: nickcarraway

Ghost Ryders in the Sky


47 posted on 08/23/2025 2:06:21 PM PDT by HandyDandy (“Borders, language and culture.” Michael Savage)
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
However....she couldn’t act her way out of a paper sack.

Yeah, she also couldn't pull of a heist at a Beverly Hills department store but we don't hold that against her either.

48 posted on 08/23/2025 2:33:03 PM PDT by T.B. Yoits
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To: HandyDandy; T.B. Yoits

Pic in #44 courtesy of T.B. Yoits.


49 posted on 08/23/2025 2:35:23 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: nickcarraway

Daniel Lanois did an album and song called “for the Beauty of Wynona” in 1993. It seems to fit the category of music devoted to Ryder. The best song was “Lotta Love to Give.”


50 posted on 08/23/2025 2:44:18 PM PDT by BEJ
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To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
If she couldn't act her way out of a paper, how come she gets so many jobs, and from good directors.

She was supposed to be in Godfather III, and the day before shooting she dropped out. Every since then, she's been blamed for the failure of the movie, because Sophia Coppola replaced her.

51 posted on 08/23/2025 2:49:39 PM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: FreedomPoster

That works!


52 posted on 08/23/2025 2:51:02 PM PDT by HandyDandy (“Borders, language and culture.” Michael Savage)
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To: nickcarraway

Best song? The one without a name that has no words and no sound.


53 posted on 08/23/2025 2:53:11 PM PDT by PIF (They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
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To: nickcarraway
Never heard of Wynona Ryder, but I've most certainly heard of Wynonie Harris. There's also Winona, Ariz., which is mentionee in Route 66.

As for the best song ever, it's a tie between Nee Nee Na Na Na Na Nu Nu and Mope-Itty Mope.

54 posted on 08/23/2025 3:11:15 PM PDT by Fiji Hill
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To: jjotto

A song about Winona Horowitz just wouldn’t make a pun.
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I think the best is, “Winona Ryder lights A Menorah,” by Adam Sandler.


55 posted on 08/23/2025 4:31:46 PM PDT by HenpeckedCon
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To: Pocketdoor

Remember the Winona Ryder ping pong ball trick in the South Park movie?


56 posted on 08/23/2025 4:37:23 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: NorthMountain

It was the only song the occurred to me that was about her.


57 posted on 08/23/2025 4:38:23 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: nickcarraway

Been Caught Stealing by Jane’s Addiction


58 posted on 08/23/2025 4:39:24 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: rdcbn1

What about Taxi

“She was going to be an actress/and I was going to learn to fly”


59 posted on 08/23/2025 4:41:10 PM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: dfwgator

Got me on that one - sort of

Chapin was writing about a fictional actress. Great song though


60 posted on 08/23/2025 4:46:11 PM PDT by rdcbn1 (..when poets buy guns, tourist season is over................Walter R. Mead.)
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