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What Is the Best Song Ever Written About Winona Ryder?
Far Out Magazine ^
| Fri 22 August 2025
| Aimee Ferrier
Posted on 08/23/2025 11:43:18 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: HandyDandy
41
posted on
08/23/2025 1:51:16 PM PDT
by
decal
(They won't stop, so they'll have to be stopped)
To: T.B. Yoits
I like the song but Lou Reed and Velvet Underground deserve co-writer credit (obvious ripoff of “Sweet Jane” riff).
42
posted on
08/23/2025 1:54:32 PM PDT
by
bigbob
(If thou doth eff around, thou wilt findeth out)
To: nickcarraway
I always liked her. We were both born on Oct. 29.
43
posted on
08/23/2025 1:55:23 PM PDT
by
mjp
(pro-freedom & pro-wealth $)
To: T.B. Yoits
To: minnesota_bound
A song about Winona Horowitz just wouldn’t make a pun.
BTW, Winona is named after Winona, Minnesota.
45
posted on
08/23/2025 2:00:34 PM PDT
by
jjotto
("...saith the LORD: yet I loved Jacob, And I hated Esau...")
To: decal
46
posted on
08/23/2025 2:03:59 PM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(“Borders, language and culture.” Michael Savage)
To: nickcarraway
47
posted on
08/23/2025 2:06:21 PM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(“Borders, language and culture.” Michael Savage)
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
However....she couldn’t act her way out of a paper sack. Yeah, she also couldn't pull of a heist at a Beverly Hills department store but we don't hold that against her either.
To: HandyDandy; T.B. Yoits
Pic in #44 courtesy of T.B. Yoits.
49
posted on
08/23/2025 2:35:23 PM PDT
by
FreedomPoster
(Islam delenda est)
To: nickcarraway
Daniel Lanois did an album and song called “for the Beauty of Wynona” in 1993. It seems to fit the category of music devoted to Ryder. The best song was “Lotta Love to Give.”
50
posted on
08/23/2025 2:44:18 PM PDT
by
BEJ
To: RushIsMyTeddyBear
If she couldn't act her way out of a paper, how come she gets so many jobs, and from good directors.
She was supposed to be in Godfather III, and the day before shooting she dropped out. Every since then, she's been blamed for the failure of the movie, because Sophia Coppola replaced her.
To: FreedomPoster
52
posted on
08/23/2025 2:51:02 PM PDT
by
HandyDandy
(“Borders, language and culture.” Michael Savage)
To: nickcarraway
Best song? The one without a name that has no words and no sound.
53
posted on
08/23/2025 2:53:11 PM PDT
by
PIF
(They came for me and mine ... now its your turn)
To: nickcarraway
To: jjotto
A song about Winona Horowitz just wouldn’t make a pun.
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I think the best is, “Winona Ryder lights A Menorah,” by Adam Sandler.
To: Pocketdoor
Remember the Winona Ryder ping pong ball trick in the South Park movie?
56
posted on
08/23/2025 4:37:23 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: NorthMountain
It was the only song the occurred to me that was about her.
57
posted on
08/23/2025 4:38:23 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: nickcarraway
Been Caught Stealing by Jane’s Addiction
58
posted on
08/23/2025 4:39:24 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: rdcbn1
What about Taxi
“She was going to be an actress/and I was going to learn to fly”
59
posted on
08/23/2025 4:41:10 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: dfwgator
Got me on that one - sort of
Chapin was writing about a fictional actress. Great song though
60
posted on
08/23/2025 4:46:11 PM PDT
by
rdcbn1
(..when poets buy guns, tourist season is over................Walter R. Mead.)
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