[Muhammy]

I was denied entry to canada from seattle.

I broke a window 40 years before.

They kept me seated and wouldn’t let me go after I asked to go.
So I’m looking at the pic of the Queen above their counter thinking...?
Is she the canadian version of Aunt Jemima?

It was on the tip of my tongue.

They gave me papers to apply to enter, with $1000 fee, I declined, left the paper on the assholes counter. f the canucks

[Veto!]

Canadians are now officially nutcases.

When I lived on Bainbridge Island, I went to Victoria several times. Delightful city Many restaurants with food from different countries. We’d stay overnight and enjoy a trip to Butchart Gardens too. Don’t think they required any more than a US driver’s license to get in. No background check.

[AppyPappy]

Did you throw anything down a ravine because the dump was closed?

[Dr. Franklin]

I was denied entry to canada from seattle.
I broke a window 40 years before.
They kept me seated and wouldn’t let me go after I asked to go.
So I’m looking at the pic of the Queen above their counter thinking...?
Is she the canadian version of Aunt Jemima?
It was on the tip of my tongue.
They gave me papers to apply to enter, with $1000 fee, I declined, left the paper on the assholes counter. f the canucks

When you hear about some American athlete having visa issues entering Canada, it's usually this. An American passport is accepted for visa free entry to many, many countries internationally. Because American states do not expunge records of convictions, let alone arrests, automatically after so many years, those records are available to Canada. Canada uses those records to demand $1000 to investigate all such cases. Canada is not very tourist friendly to Americans. Also know that a person can be convicted of a crime without a jury for offenses not exceeding five years imprisonment. Cananda is quite a different country from the U.S.