[Seaplaner]

... there may even be a strange cosmic channel connecting us to distant stars.

Actually, there used to be a discrete channel connection, however now it's all on cosmic wi-fi

[Eleutheria5]

Nicky Tesla claimed to get messages from space aliens. OK. So here we are. “The Feringi are having a clearance sale, closing up the bar. Workers are demanding five minute breaks and more pay. Dimwit nephew is inclined to give it to them. The end! No more! Say? You earthlings got any slaves you want to get rid of?”