Tom Cruise can’t make it to the awards but he believes that Sean Connery’s “Zardoz” character— I forget… it’s Zardoz, right? Sean Connery’s Zardoz character flew the aliens in the DC-9 space planes into the volcanoes and blew them up with the nuclear lasers. L Ron Hubbard could win the award for being the god with the best teeth. True story, go find a photo of L Ron Hubbard’s teeth
I didn’t find anything on L Ron Hubbard’s teeth, but he has one of the more interesting pages on Wikipedia. The Wikipedia page seems to be objectively written. Among other things he served in the US Navy in the Pacific during WW2, and was convicted of a couple of crimes. The story of the rise and fall of “Diagnetics” is interesting.