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DC man charged with felony assault after hitting federal agent with Subway sandwich
ny post ^ | Aug. 13, 2025, | Steven Nelson

Posted on 08/13/2025 6:21:45 PM PDT by BenLurkin

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To: RitchieAprile

:-)

(Maybe they should be banned for ordinary citizens.)

41 posted on 08/13/2025 9:41:34 PM PDT by Songcraft
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To: Clay Moore

Can’t we do something else?
Like someone who attacks you with a pointed stick?


42 posted on 08/13/2025 9:44:46 PM PDT by ColoCdn (Nihil, sine deo)
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To: BenLurkin

A DC judge will probably just laugh this case right out of court.


43 posted on 08/13/2025 9:46:28 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

That’s exactly what I was thinking.


44 posted on 08/13/2025 9:49:28 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
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To: TigersEye
Sure are a lot of mentally deficient leftists on the streets.

Be careful out there, everybody!

Don't ever let any of them intimidate you, that's what they're trying to do, don't let them. Take quick decisive action. If they get in your face, smash that face. Do it quick and hard and make it count. Remember they expect you to cower but they're actually the real cowards. They'll tuck tail and run almost every time.

45 posted on 08/13/2025 9:55:03 PM PDT by Bullish (My tagline ran off with another man, but it's ok---- I wasn't married to it.)
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To: redshawk

The foot-long BMT with double meat is pretty hefty.


46 posted on 08/13/2025 9:57:37 PM PDT by WASCWatch ( WASC)
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To: Kenny Bania

47 posted on 08/13/2025 10:17:37 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Secret Agent Man

Ping!


48 posted on 08/13/2025 11:08:10 PM PDT by BFW (loss of signal)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

If this were Cap-police before the fed action....it’d go to a DC judge and amount to a $40 fine. In this case....fed-officer...probably goes to a fed-judge. Fine escalates but I doubt if he does jail time. Course, paying some lawyer $3,000 to represent you is pretty stupid.


49 posted on 08/13/2025 11:12:18 PM PDT by pepsionice
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To: All

What kind of bread would you like with this assault?


50 posted on 08/13/2025 11:14:20 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell (My tagline has gone missing and is the subject of a massive search by the authorities)
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To: bunkerhill7; redshawk
redshawk: That’s a weapon. Time to ban sub sandwiches.

bunkerhill7: Sub sandwiches should not have more than 10 rounds.

We need "sensible" sandwich control laws.

And "assault-style" subway sandwiches should be completely banned.

Regards,

51 posted on 08/13/2025 11:40:18 PM PDT by alexander_busek (Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.)
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To: redshawk

Was it a High Capacity Submachinewich !?


52 posted on 08/14/2025 2:05:09 AM PDT by mabarker1 ((Congress- the opposite of PROGRESS!!! I’m a fraud, hypocrite & liar. I'm a member of Congress!! C)
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To: gundog

lol I was thinin that


53 posted on 08/14/2025 2:06:41 AM PDT by caddie
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To: BenLurkin

Yes where he’s going he’s going to be put on a strict, low-assault diet.


54 posted on 08/14/2025 2:07:58 AM PDT by caddie
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To: E. Pluribus Unum

“Now comes the FO part of FAFO.”

Exactly.

I’ve been reading the /felony discussion forum on Reddit. The most common thread is felons struggling for meaningful employment post incarceration. It’s fascinating.

This guy’s life, for the rest of his life has just changed immeasurably for the worst. He’s going to lose pretty much everything - housing, job, savings, family members.

What a dumbass.


55 posted on 08/14/2025 3:02:40 AM PDT by KingLudd
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To: BenLurkin

In a previous post it was reported that the foot long Subway cost $30. Shocking if that’s true.


56 posted on 08/14/2025 3:15:16 AM PDT by DeplorablePaul
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To: gundog

Strong!


57 posted on 08/14/2025 4:51:17 AM PDT by Birdman
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To: BenLurkin

Wow, hit him with a Subway sandwitch. Must be a 1%er.


58 posted on 08/14/2025 5:16:21 AM PDT by The Antiyuppie (When small men cast long shadows, it is near the end of the day)
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To: BenLurkin
Another use for a Subway sandwich...

Was it a hot Subway? Asking for a friend...

59 posted on 08/14/2025 5:23:43 AM PDT by DeplorableTrumpSupporter (FKA ConservaTeen)
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To: healy61

The problem with sending the homeless away is that it just moves the problem it doesn’t fix it like throwing the criminals in jail does.


60 posted on 08/14/2025 5:43:25 AM PDT by cableguymn (Can't cancel all of us)
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