I know people who are always drinking coffee.
Not anti coffee, just saying there is a coffee shop every 100 feet in some airports, but I could imagine the uproar, if the government decided to regulate coffee.
I’d still take “cinque espressi” guy over the stoner. The former might be pretty wired but he’s very unlikely to be in a bout of paranoia or delusion as happens sometimes to the THC folks.
Not even the same argument. Coffee doesn’t make you fall asleep and get stupid. THC and pot does. Only a stoner would even think to make that comparison.