[Telepathic Intruder]

"The homeowner says small traces of space dust are still turning up around the property."

Needs one of these:

[woodbutcher1963]

Was there anything left that actually “crashed” through the roof?
I actually broke the FR rules. I clicked on the Gateway article. No pictures of the rock or the hole in the roof.

[j.havenfarm]

Approximately 5,200 metric tons of space dust settle on the earth every year.

Gonna need a bigger vacuum
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/antarctic-study-shows-how-much-space-dust-hits-earth-every-year/#:~:text=When%20it%20scaled%20up%20the,falls%20to%20Earth%20each%20year.

[Larry Lucido]

[unlearner]

Your joke sucks.