I actually do have 4.5 bitcoins. Long story short, I had to buy radio tubes for an amplifier that used old Soviet tubes. We couldn’t get a credit card to work.
So I bought $1000 worth of. It on (the minimum to porn an account), which was 7 bitcoin or something. Paid the guy. Have 4.5 left.
Forgot about it until recently. Still there! Slight change in value, lol.
Wow.
Sell it and go buy a house!