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Writer's Guild: YOU DECIDE. Two versions of the same story, you pick.
Original Content | 08/06/2025 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 08/07/2025 5:35:21 PM PDT by Lazamataz

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To: Lazamataz

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21 posted on 08/07/2025 6:07:57 PM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: Big Red Badger

#2


22 posted on 08/07/2025 6:08:40 PM PDT by Big Red Badger (ALL Things Will be Revealed !)
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To: BenLurkin

STOP THE PRESSES! We are neck and neck!

Four votes for Story One and Four for Story Two!


23 posted on 08/07/2025 6:09:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Big Red Badger

Story Two just pulled ahead!

Five votes for Story Two and Four for Story One!


24 posted on 08/07/2025 6:10:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Lazamataz
“Gah,” Sal uttered

Uttered? Come on.

25 posted on 08/07/2025 6:14:13 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

It was either that, or uddered, and I couldn’t figure out how to work a cow into the scene.


26 posted on 08/07/2025 6:15:05 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Of course, I could have used a word I invented: Spliforatiatied. That means to enunciate with cheery prevarication.


27 posted on 08/07/2025 6:18:40 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Jeff Chandler

“Of course, I could have used a word I invented,” Laz spliforatiatied.


28 posted on 08/07/2025 6:19:25 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Lazamataz

What do you want to do?

I don’t know, what do you want to do?

I don’t know, what do you want to do?

AAAAAAAHHHH!!!!


29 posted on 08/07/2025 6:21:18 PM PDT by airborne (Thank you Rush for helping me find FreeRepublic! )
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To: airborne

So what do you want to do?


30 posted on 08/07/2025 6:24:29 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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31 posted on 08/07/2025 6:27:49 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Michael Bennet claps on 1 and 3.)
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To: Lazamataz
Every night at Domino's:

What do you want?
I don't know, what do you want?
I don't know, what do you want?

HAVE THAT CONVERSATION BEFORE YOU CALL ME!

32 posted on 08/07/2025 6:32:59 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Michael Bennet claps on 1 and 3.)
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To: real saxophonist

Good to see you bro! Long time, we haven’t spoken / written!


33 posted on 08/07/2025 6:34:18 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Lazamataz

Yeah, it has been a while. I’m still around, just don’t post very much.


34 posted on 08/07/2025 6:35:26 PM PDT by real saxophonist (Michael Bennet claps on 1 and 3.)
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To: Lazamataz

I like the first one better. AIs can mimic arguing better than mimic being bored.


35 posted on 08/07/2025 6:38:18 PM PDT by Dr. Sivana ("Whatsoever he shall say to you, do ye." (John 2:5))
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To: real saxophonist

I’ve slowed down in posting a little, too. The stupid Russia/Ukraine threads are ponderous and numerous.

Still, this is the best bar and grill in town!


36 posted on 08/07/2025 6:38:29 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Dr. Sivana

Five votes for Story One, Five for Story Two!


37 posted on 08/07/2025 6:41:07 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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To: Lazamataz

Prevarication with a cheery on top.


38 posted on 08/07/2025 6:41:32 PM PDT by Jeff Chandler (The issue is never the issue. The issue is always the revolution.)
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To: Lazamataz

Here’s a vote for Story #2.


39 posted on 08/07/2025 6:41:33 PM PDT by left that other site (You Shall Know The Truth, and The Truth Shall Make You Free.)
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To: left that other site

Five votes for Story One, Six votes for Story Two!


40 posted on 08/07/2025 6:42:02 PM PDT by Lazamataz (I'm so on fire that I feel the need to stop, drop, and roll!)
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